Here there be dragons...

"I'm telling you stories. Trust me." - Winterson

Somebody Else's Story...

John Wiswell's flash Aligators by Twitter -- one of the funniest things I've read in a long time (albeit keep in my my rather twisted sense of humour). Perfectly narrated.

5:00 PM (one day ago)
I can Twitter on my phone! No idea why I would, but it’s cool. Gives me something to do in the new house.

1:00 AM
Found mysterious hole in new house today. In floor. No basement. Calling my realtor after my sister and her kids leave.

7:00 AM
Building plans show no basement. What’s the hole lead to? Totally checking it out after they leave. Put carpet over hole for now.

9:00 AM
Nephew fell through carpet. Trying to play it like I didn’t know there was a hole.

9:20 AM
Holy crap! Nephew eaten by alligators! What are alligators doing under my house?
.... for the rest of the story, click the link above :) It's fairly silly but well worth a read!

Superpony was her usual super self today. First good ride since the show last weekend. About friggin time >;-P hahaha Definitely does make the day better though :)

Sleep now. Night!


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