Here there be dragons...

"I'm telling you stories. Trust me." - Winterson

High on the list of things I wasn't expecting to do tonight: A German Wheel

I see no way in which this could go wrong....

So circus school had a new adventure today.   The German Wheel.   ๐Ÿ˜‚  if you've never heard of this nor seen how it's *supposed* to go, I suggest googling :)

We were told "you need strong core, and the ability to keep your hips over your shoulders" - awesome, I have that and have always wanted to try one of these (I didn't even know they *had* one until last week and I've been coming for a couple months now lol).   

It's a beginner class and I've come to trust the instructor to not let us kill ourselves, so that's also promising. 

Now, there's usually no phones / cameras allowed in the gym.  But A, it's an adult-only class (the rule is really cause mostly their students are kids).  B, the coach had been taking pics - with permission - of the group warmup earlier, and C - this was too good to miss, so instantly everyone had their phones out.  I filmed more than half the class for them and kindly someone did the same for me.

So - let me tell you about this adventure.

- the very first challenge is getting the 2nd foot strap tight.  How do you stop it from rolling while you bend down to fix the strap? ;)   Related - it is extremely easy to make the wheel roll.

- those feet straps aren't super tight.   Related - even loose, they definitely saved me when upside down ;)

- Did I mention it is extremely easy to make the wheel roll.   This is important because it is NOT particularly easy to STOP it rolling.  This has some pretty serious hazards and why every one of us had not one but two spotters.  One to manage the wheel and one to help the human.  The woman you can see in the background is our coach Christine - she is awesome.

So, I'm going to acknowledge right here that I really failed this one.  ๐Ÿ˜‚   Most of them I get the general concept of and while there are definitely "complete beginner with neither gymnastic nor dance experience" I can generally make something happen (did I mention last week I did a one-handed cartwheel?!?!  ๐Ÿ˜‚   For the first time ever.  Ridiculously excited about that even though in the grand scheme of things that's about as basic as it gets).  

Anyways - back to my failure.    I started to roll it, and then immediately my hips would go the other way to counterbalance it and send it back the other way.   ๐Ÿ˜‚ watching on camera I could see exactly what was wrong, but with just the instructions I couldn't figure out how to get it to change directions with just my feet.  In the not-very-long we had for this though, I definitely didn't get it properly.   However, I was still permitted to try a cartwheel ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

Each person got reminded before starting to "push away" -- I guess people try to pull up on the bars and that's very much NOT what you should be doing, esp when upside down.  

So the cartwheel - most people the biggest issue was either their hips moving sideways OR they collapsed through the middle (hence the hands-on spotting because these ones would've been in trouble if not saved by coach spotter).  My issue was more that my response to don't move your hips and "push away" was to lock everything.   Overkill much?  So it meant I needed the support of the person guiding the wheel to actually get me rolling more, but was okay holding my body in place while it rolled.   

However, I didn't push away enough to keep my feet firmly in the feet-squares.  I can understand how it should work (v much the same principle as for handstands) but...  definitely first try, upside down, survival mode, forgot that minor step, so as a result, my feet were a hundred percent reliant on those feet straps to keep them in cause I was NOT pushing into the feet stands at all, so once upside-down, gravity did its thing.  

Lol no harm and very low risk given the double spotters.  The entire class managed this without a single issue.  But definitely not something I feel the need to take up.  Esp as you need to really commit to things, even on the first try when you're just learning.  There is no slow mode beyond the things with the wheel straight up that a spotter can hold it.

It occurred to me afterwards that the first 30+ years of my life I was taught to stabilize myself and stay upright on a horse using core muscles to NOT rotate off the side, so potentially that was part of my challenge right at the start ;).  Not sure this particularly activity has strongly transferrable skills from riding lol.  Strong core, yes, but use it for the extreme opposite purpose - more of a mental game that I was up to after an in-office day ;)

So summary:  Fun, I survived due to qualified spotters/coaches, and I don't really feel the need to do it again.   Although I would love to try rocking it once more to see if I could get my brain around that coordination (properly) not the way I was doing it ๐Ÿ˜‚   but beyond that, I'm happy to leave this apparatus to others.   I am glad I got to try it though!

Bruce Trail: Balls Falls to Lough

 

Ball's Falls

Great hike - Ball's Falls was v busy because one of the first really nice weekend days this year, but once out on the trail had it pretty much to myself.   Jordan Hollow trail led to a weekend market.  Long road stretch which I didn't love, but otherwise super nice day.

Stats:

Distance: 11.03 km 
Elevation Gain: 223m 
Weather: 15 deg and sunny
Duration: 2h 42 min

Side Trails Include:

- Upper Falls
- Jim Rainforth
- Jordan Hollow


No idea what this was, but very cool!  In Ball's Falls.

Got to test the waterproofness of my boots here.
Spoiler alert: they are not waterproof ;-P


Bruce Trail: Decew House to Decew Falls

 

Decew House

Brutal wind, cold, and meh today.   Better once in the trees.   Great history at the start of the hike (Decew House).  Some mud but not horrible.   Came back via Laura Secord Trail to avoid out and back.  Not much in way of hills etc.

Distance: 5.43 km 
Elevation Gain: 37m 
Weather: 5 deg, damp, and cold wind
Duration: 1h 11 min

Trail connects to Short Hills and is more like the normal BT then

Gratuitous pic cause I liked it and it's unique to Decew


Bruce Trail: 12 Trail 2nd Half

 

Double Bridges

Included for completeness but this one was so easy was a walk more than a trail.  Flat and easy out and back trail that follows the creek.   It looks like could be turned into a loop by using an unrelated trail, but I wasn't sure until I got back.

Distance: 5.5 km 
Elevation Gain: 25m 
Weather: 15 deg and sunny
Duration: 58 min min

Bruce Trail: 12 Trail Side Trail

 

Trail follows this creek till it winds up a road to Brock campus

Short and easy out and back hike today.  Fair bit of road walking, although discovered a mountain bike park so that's fun.   Most of the trail was flat and easy.   Quiet, didn't meet anyone except on the road or the parking lot.  Parking lot is in the middle and only did left side - will do the other side another day :).   Trail only really felt like a hiking trail right before it met the Bruce Trail main trail.

Stats:

Distance: 5.9 km 
Elevation Gain: 95m 
Weather: 5 deg and sunny
Duration: 1h 16 min

Bruce Trail: First 16km. Niagara Terminus to Wood End

 

Really, what other picture could I choose?

Almost perfect hiking weather to kick off the trail!   Janie and Braulio joined me with their dogs Luna and Chico (Sasha has unfortunately aged-out of this kind of hiking).  It was a fun day that included the Brock Monument, a stile (which, for reasons I don't understand, always make me smile), a misc item that turned out to be the remains of a cold war tower, a bridge over the highway, and tunnel under the train tracks, a short portion along the road - but at least a quiet road that included a shoe tree, and lots of great trails.

Stats:

Distance: 16 km 
Elevation Gain: 331m 
Weather: 10-20 deg and overcast
Duration: 3h 6 min
Fellow Hikers: Janie & Braulio

The trail sometimes leads strange places!

Arguably not the best photography but it made me laugh


This adventure wasn't my fault ;-P

Just like that ;)
Only maybe slightly closer to the ground.

So as some of you are aware, I’ve been taking adult acro classes, which sadly are almost done for the summer, and unfortunately had to miss the last two in a row.  Boo.  BUT the lovely admin / front desk / organizing person said I could do a makeup in the Tuesday class.  Sweet!

Except…. “Isn’t that the advanced class?   I am the opposite of advanced.”  “You’ll be fine; it’s a really small group.”   Well if Christine (coach) is okay with it….   Never got an answer on that last part.   ๐Ÿคจ 


So always open to adventure and acro is all floor based so figured worst case I get a good warmup and practice cartwheels and handstands for 45 mins while watching people who know what they’re doing defying gravity w some impressive flippy-flippies (definitely the technical term).  To put in perspective, the beginner class ranges from literally never done a somersault or cartwheel to people doing front flips and aeriels (hands-free cartwheels).   I’m closer to the beginner end of that although in reality right in the middle of the class skill wise - I cartwheeled through a tunnel without knocking over a wall so deeming that a pretty big win ;-P.  


I see no way in which this could go wrong ;)


So I show up and there are exactly 4 other students.  Total.  Which means the warmup was intense and exhausting cause no waiting for your turn ๐Ÿ˜‚ everybody has a turn all the time.  5 lines, 5 people, all the exercise.


Then it’s time to move to the interesting part of the class.  The coach, who is not my coach (warning sign one) says “in this group everyone is working on specific skills they’re interested in, so you can pick whatever apparatus you like and work on it, or I can give you some ideas.” (Warning signs 2 and 3)   Now sometimes even in the beginner class we get choose your own adventure- some go to the handstand wall, some to the tumble track (think long straight bouncy castle run), and others to the trampoline run (this is my fav although I usually do all options at least a bit).   So I didn’t question too much…


…until the other students started pulling stuff down from the ceiling.  Oh frig.  Not only is this an advanced class I’m not ready for, it’s an arial class.  Aka options are silks (which I have actually at least tried in the past!), trapeze, hoop, or a giant swinging cube.  The cube wasn’t out tonight so I’m guessing that wasn’t something the other women (all of whom are about half my age!) were working on.


So with an only slightly panicked look on my face I told the instructor I’d only done acro.  A brief stint w silks ages ago that I didn’t entirely remember, and nothing else (in my head I had memories of playing w a trapeze in a friend’s basement when we were about 10 - does that count?!?!)


To her credit, she only paused a heartbeat before “Well do you want to try?” Sure - but starting from zero so not sure that’s fair to everyone else?   I don’t want to hold them back…


Well it turns out they’re all working on improving stuff they already know how to do, and therefore this class is more about access to equipment than instruction.  So we start w trapeze cause I said I’d love to try something new and that’s her area of expertise.  And she spent solidly at least the first 15 min w me 1-1 giving me 3 different tricks to try.   I think she was slightly lost w somebody who had no fear and decent balance but zero skills ๐Ÿ˜‚.    Like she asked if I could stand up on the trapeze like she expected there to be hesitation or even a solid no and suffice to say there was no issue.  Heights at the edge of a cliff or the top of a volcano or the middle of a high rickety bridge - those I have issue with.  I hate that I do, and I rarely let it stop me, but I have to consciously work to overcome it.  Heights on stuff I climbed up on and can climb back down again?   Not an issue.


This was one of the first things.
Obv not me, all pics from Google ;)


So I did the things  - starting w demonstrating that I could hang and support my body weight for at least 15 seconds lol - and took a bit of a break while she wandered to see if others needed help or throw a comment one way or another.  One woman was actively learning and trying to evolve a routine - I’d say the coach worked 1-1 with her as much as w me, but none of the others seemed even remotely interested in what she could or could not contribute.  2 were clearly friends and working together on something while the last one had one very convoluted trick on the silks she was working on.


This was the first standing one.   
Other than a lack of flexibility, as easy as it gets.


So eventually I got bored of the trapeze (only so interesting as a complete beginner) and went to see if I could remember anything from silks.  Had the climbing no problem.  Up to the ceiling and back easily enough.  Then I couldn’t remember anything else so coach Jesse reminded me of how to do a foot lock and a double foot lock.  Then showed me a spin of some sort that I forget the name of but was super easy and a lot of fun.  Effectively throw yourself at the floor and miss ๐Ÿ˜‚.  Then I get “oh here’s an easy one, start in your double footlock…” okay…. She’s doing the same on the silks right next to me so I can follow…. “Then go into your splits” ummm yeah, that’s not going to be an option ;).  ๐Ÿ˜‚.    Turns out this move is actually one I learned the last time I did Silks.   There is a modification if you don’t have flexibility, it just requires strength and looks less impressive.  But that I was able to do and felt it was easier than the last time but it was a couple yrs ago so could be misremembering.


This was less graceful to get into, but easy to execute


So I played there a bit more but footlocks hurt your feet if you’re not used to them (or at least they hurt mine) so eventually I went back to the trapeze which is just fun.   Realized very quickly trying to get up that my arms had had about enough ๐Ÿ˜‚ but once you’re up, arms are less important.  Was pleased I actually remembered all the moves she had taught me, and she came and added one more to the repertoire (the gazelle that was the next step from an earlier one she showed me) which ended up being my favourite by a lot.  She also said that there was a step two to one of the other earlier ones (the star) but that if I was getting tired it probably wasn’t the best time to learn it but I could come back again if I wanted ๐Ÿ˜‚.  


This was my favourite one - prob cause upside down ;)
Also, requires little to no strength so good when tired.


So I said I had one more makeup to do and if she’d let me maybe I could come back next week?   She was pretty into that so stay tuned to the next edition of Completely Inappropriate Middle Age Hobbies (accidental version!)




Bruce Trail: Start of Iroquoia Section / Beamer Falls

 

Beamer Falls

Nice walk along the river.  Lots of doubling back on this one, gorgeous weather.  Lots of stairs.

Stats:

Distance: 6.91 km 
Elevation Gain: 164m 
Weather: 10 deg and sunny
Duration: 1h 41 min

Side Trails Include:

- Grimsby Point 
- Beamers Falls


View from the trail

Bruce Trail: Short Hills to Decew Falls

 

Terrace Falls

Highlights of this one were Terrace Falls and the Laura Secord Bridge.   Not necessarily because of the bridge itself but because of the history it brings to mind.   Ducks have come back :)

Stats:

Distance: 13.51 km 
Elevation Gain: 223m 
Weather: 5 deg and cloudy
Duration: 3h 1 min

Side Trails Include:

- Morningstar
- Black Walnut

Other Trails Include:
- Very Berry
- Laura Secord