(oh and before I do, a total mini-brag -- I got through a whole lesson on Smokey w/o being told "Rhythm" once
Ok fun stuff for today:
Dressage...so you thought you knew how to ride...HA!
I know the Alphabet - AKEHCMBF
I can count - 1 2 3a 3b 4 5 6 7a 7b 7c 8 9 10
There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs
(Eventing) Proud Smurf
My boy was acting like you... He got GELDED
proud owner of a very pretty but completely useless horse
My horse ate my paycheck!!!
Golf is for people who can't ride polo ponies
My TB is smarter then your honor student.
Men are like horses: but horse are actually worth the effort
Grand Prix Pleassage rider: All the fun of dressage, none of the bickering
Caution: Chestnut Mare On Board
Caution: I Already Gelded The Horse, And He Didn't Tailgate
I Didn't Fall Off, The Tack Threw Me
Yes, I Fell Off At The Walk - OK, At The Stop
Pony is a four letter word!
Riding is...humbling.......
3 horse owners 4 opinions
Its ALWAYS the rider's fault
Ponies..Good thing they're cute....
Horses are like potato chips, you can't have just one
There are 2 kinds of eventers - those who've fallen in the water jump and those who will
Diamonds Are Cheaper
I Didn't Fall Off, I Was PUSHED
Only Spook If Your Rider Isn't Paying Attention
Single handedly keeping tack stores open.
Are you excited by black leather, tall boots & whips? Then you'll love Dressage!
you'll never win Olympic gold by shaking a carrot stick at a warmblood...
Dressage: the perfect sport for masochists and people with OCD.
Anything that is dreamable is also reachable... ride high on your dreams and make them come true
Still taking lessons......after all these years......
my heart my horse
Stay in the ring
BREATH
My kingdom for MY horse
my pony is my therapist
OUTSIDE REIN...THE OTHER OUTSIDE REIN!!!!!
2 comments:
Ahh... for masochists and people who have OCD. That explains quite a bit, actually! I am, however, unconvinced of the existence of 'plessage'...
you'll never win Olympic gold by shaking a carrot stick at a warmblood...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't care who you are, thats funny right there.
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